woman on top

When I have nothing to do with my cool blog (kailangan talagang may adjective?), that's the time I go bloghopping. At right after my own site, the very next site I go to is francine's magnificent-as-boracay-white-sand blog. (Pramis 'yan francine, blog mo talaga ang unang-una kong pinupuntahan. *wink*)

So upon scrolling down and scanning through her posts, I chanced upon this quote, which she got from another site of her friend. The quote goes:

"Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top. Men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. So the apples on top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're just amazing! They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree."

Nasabi ko na lang sa sarili ko... uhm, OK. One weird thing though, the next thing na nag-pop up sa utak ko is that "Apples contain caffeine five times than that of coffee." Or kung baluktot ang English ko, ibig kong sabihin, mas mataas ang caffeine content ng apple kaysa coffee. Trivia siya na nabasa ko somewhere. Actually hindi ko nga alam kung caffeine talaga or caffeine-like properties lang. But for this one, caffeine na lang gamitin natin. So if caffeine keeps you awake, and apples contain cafeine, and women are like apples... no wonder, women keep me awake. Ang bobo ng logic ko no? Pasensya na hindi ako nag-aaral ngayon e. Hahahahaha!

But just the same, totoo naman di ba? Kahit anong pagod mo, or puyat mo, or stress mo, if you're with the girl you really love, wala lahat ng 'yun. Which reminds me of another email from a high school peer. Girls, ito daw ang checklist to see if your guy is *almost* perfect
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

Honestly hindi ko alam kung bakit ako may ganitong blog entry. Aminado ako during the training period, I almost fell in love. Almost kasi bago pa man ako tuluyan ma-develop e basted na agad ako. Bad trip 'no? Pero wala lang, kailangan ko lang ng isang feel good entry every once in a while. Hehehehehe!

Ito last na... hehehehe... Pang-kulit lang. Forwarded sa akin ng friend ko:
Wer do u usualy plce ur xtra pilow dring slip?

-above ur chest

-in between legs

-under ur feet

-over ur face

Ur answr wil tel u kung CNO KA pg ngmahal!

isip ka muna ng sagot...





ito ang meaning:

Above ur chest: u put TRUST 2 ur partner

Between ur legs: u'r a jealous person

Under ur feet: u'r dominant

Over ur face: grabe ka kung mgmhal.

Naalala ko lang kasi ang sagot ko, over ur face. E sa umaga or tanghaling tapat ka ba naman matulog e, tingnan natin kung hindi mo rin tabunan ng unan 'yung mukha mo. Pero seryoso, feeling ko totoo 'yun. Nung bata ako, between the legs ang unan, kaya pag nagkaka-crush talaga ako seloso ako. And until now naman alam ko na seloso pa rin ako. Pero dahil matured na rin naman ako kahit papaano, 'yung jealousy e napapaltan na ng pagiging understanding. supportive, and loving. Sayang lang wala akong serious gf to prove it. Hehehehehe!

So much for a real feel good post na parang walang direksyon. Hehehehehe!